A BOLT LIKE NONE OF US HAS EVER SEEN.(Sports)

BEIJING - One flew through the Bird's Nest.

Usain Bolt is his name. Track and field is his game. He comes from Jamaica, man. He runs like lightning. The wind can't catch him. No man can, either, man. Cheetahs would envy him. He is the world's fastest creature on two legs. He ran 100 meters in a you-gotta-be-kidding-me 9.69 seconds here Saturday night under a full China moon. He broke an Olympic record. He broke a world record. For all we know, he broke the sound barrier.

Behold the Bolt supremacy.

"Freak of nature," rival runner Darvis Patton called him after the race more than once.

Oh, what a show. Oh, what a showoff, too. How fast can a guy go? This is not the question to ask the U-Bolt. The question is this: How fast could U have gone if U hadn't hit the brakes? If U hadn't slowed down? If U …